Chk Chk Boom.

Chk Chk Boom
A short story by Clare Werbeloff.

My friend Swanny and I came out of the tattoo parlour, and there were these two wogs fighting and the fatter wog said to the skinnier wog, ‘Oi bru, you slept with my cousin ey!?’

And the other one said ‘Nah I didn’t for shit, ey!’ and the other one goes, ‘I will call up my fully sick boys’. “And then they pulled out a gun and went

Chk Chk BOOM!

My future wife? Clare represents the Cross in all it's fucked-up-at-4am glory. Hopefully she is out this weekend.

Here is the obligatory remix version. It was probably made before Channel Nine even got the footage.